A Nipple Licker A shot that opens up the hole
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A Diego Maradonna Very, very nasty little five footer
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A Rock Hudson You thought it was straight, but it wasn't
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A Salman Rushdie An impossible read
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A Ladyboy Looks like an easy hole, but all may not be what it seems
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Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant Shaving the hole (sometimes referred to as a Brazilian)
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An Adolf Hitler Taking two shots in a bunker
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An Arthur Scargill A great strike, but a poor result
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A Kate Winslett A bit fat but otherwise perfect
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A Rodney King Over-clubbed
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An O.J. Simpson Somehow got away with it
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A Condom Safe, but didn't feel very good
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A Sister-in-law It's up there but you know that it shouldn't be
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A Kathy Freeman Ugly as fuck, but runs and runs and runs
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A Kate Moss A bit thin
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A Sven Goran Erikson Selecting the right club
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A Sharon Stone A fair crack up the middle
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A Townsend You don't like the sound, or the look, of it but it turns out to be OK in the end
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