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I wish I could play my normal game - just once
~ Author Unknown
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~ Dean Martin
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour.
~ Author Unknown
Golf is a good walk spoiled
~ Mark Twain
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
~ John Updike
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.
~ Author Unknown
If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.
~ Author Unknown